Because of all the football hype, I found this quote and it made me laugh. Enjoy.
Games tend to focus more on structural aspects of culture. Chess is about military strategy. Monopoly about buying and selling... Football teaches bout territoriality. Primates mark territory with feces. We are primates. It is no coincidence that a play in football starts when a dung-shaped ball is passed through the legs of a player and that it's the position of the dung upon the field that determines what territory belongs to whom. ~ Joe Garlington